“邻居夫妇吵架,丈夫用斧头砍断妻子4肢，然后妻子用口咬着地上的草爬行～爬到quot;男人quot;家门口用头嗑门求救～！最后自然是失血过多死了 。” 子奚看着教师里面越来越寂静，都在等待着他与所谓的代表分出胜负，不给他们看戏的机会，子奚在对方说出题目时，答案已经脱口而出…… 答案出口后，对方抬起头打量了子奚一眼，又开始提问“一个刚退伍的老兵,一天夜里起床上厕所时,发现老伴没有睡在身边,枕头掉在木头地板上,然后很疑惑的他走进厕所发现了马桶上……有一件很小的绿色衣服,当场就被吓死了,请问为什麽? 这一题请用英语作答……” “The veteran has the somnambulism actually, serves the periodhim becausesleepwalks with the pillowbattereddeath his ally, afteres soberly, his ally's corpse after saber dismemberment throwsthe restroomwash away. After processing the corpse,only left over ally's green military uniform. the spouse wentbathroom that night while helps them the sonweave the green the smlt;bgt; target=_blank>" target="_blank"> target="_blank" class="linkcontent">http:/// 文字首发无弹窗lt;/bgt;iform (to have son ^Q^) the resultfet clothesthe restroom. the veteran gets outbed has not seen the spousebecause her spouse lt;bgt; target=_blank>" target="_blank"> target="_blank" class="linkcontent">http:/// 文字首发无弹窗lt;/bgt;sband has the somnambulism, therefore alone a person sleepsthe sofa, but the veteran was mistaken oneselfkill own wife and the son personally, therefore ownmade the blood boil the terrorist act scareddeath” 【老兵其实有梦游症,在他服役期间他由于梦游用枕头把他的战友砸死,他清醒过来后,就把他的战友的尸体用军刀肢解后扔进厕所里冲走.处理完尸体后只剩下战友的绿色军装. 那天晚上老伴一边上厕所一边帮她们的儿子织绿色的小军装(应该有儿子了吧^Q^)结果把衣服忘在了厕所里. 老兵下床没看见老伴是因为她老伴知道他老公有梦游症所以独自一个人在沙发上睡觉,而老兵误以为自己亲手杀了自己的老婆和儿子所以被自己的令人发指的恐怖行径吓死了～ 】 子奚洒脱流利的英语用句一下震撼全班，不要说这是一道极难的题目，但是子奚那自信洒脱的模样就已经让一干人等刮目相看，看着下面鸦雀无声的一班人，子奚内心非常Ｍ.ＺｇXXｈ.oｒＧ